The kiss

At the end of their first date, a young fellow takes the girl back to her home. On the front porch, leaning against the wall with a bit of swagger, he decides to try for that important first kiss.He: “Sweet thing, how ’bout a good night kiss?”She: “Oh, I couldn’t do that. My parents will see us!”He: “Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”She: “No, please. I would just die of embarrassment if someone saw us.”He: “Baby, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”She: “No way. It’s just too risky!”He: “Oh please, please, I like you so much!!”She: “No. I like you too, but I just can’t!”He: “Oh yes you can. Please, Sugar? Please?”She: “No, no. I just can’t.”He: “Pleeeeease?…”Then the porch light goes on and the girl’s sister shows up in her pajamas, sleepy, hair disheveled. “Dad says go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!”